yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
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