Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
