i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
Randomize
