yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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