at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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