let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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