their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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