how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
Do vagina's smell?
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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