At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
How does it feel to date your dad?
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
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