do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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