is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
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