i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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