the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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