i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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