so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
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