Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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