operation harelip BJ is a go
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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