...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
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