did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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