Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
Randomize