Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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