found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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