I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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