You really coming over, don't trick.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
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