Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
We need a shit load of segways right now
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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