I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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