You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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