On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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