my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
The dick lei will go down in squad history
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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