David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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