Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
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