why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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