i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
where are you?
Hypothermia
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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