I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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