it wasn't lemon gatorade
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
You took a bar mat shot.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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