I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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