I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
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