? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
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