im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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