his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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