ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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