So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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