What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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