My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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