i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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