You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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