but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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