Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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