I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
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