My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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