There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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