Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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