Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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