Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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